My Background!

And so we are on to my favourite subject; me!

I feel like I should write all of my past achievements, listing with enormous detail all of my political accomplishments like some Tory PPC, My many years in the armed forces after leaving Eton and Oxford – before inventing some world changing social mobility scheme which transforms the lives of people on a daily basis. However I am young, and have none of that – so instead I will list what achievements and moments of successes I imagine I will have completed before I retire.

• · Worked on many hugely successful election campaigns
• · Worked as chief of staff for a well respected MP
• · Ran a 6^th form college in one of the most deprived parts of England, transforming it into one of the best colleges in the country
• · Advisor to the Centre for Social Justice
• · Worked with an MEP in Brussels, finding the best education models from the whole of Europe and improving them farther
• · Elected as an MP for a Safe London Borough – quickly rising up the ranks before becoming education minister and reforming the whole UK education system
• · Retiring with my model wife (who has supported me through every affair with secretary’s named Helga) 3 Children and fleet of Jag’s to a tax heaven somewhere warm, only returning to England for family parties and to collect my peerage.

So as you can see, I intend to be a busy boy, still what is life without dreams.